mere daant

Sonu-Abe Dekh Mere Daant Kaise Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai
Monu-To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hain Ek Dum Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai

Which state in India has largest speaking population

Which state in India has
Largest English Speaking Population?
A. Andhra
B. Kerala
C. MaharashtraD. Punjab

Ans-
Daytime- Kerala
Night time,after 2 pegs- Punjab

Think positive

Worst possible way to irritate a person:
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Asking him to think POSITIVE when he is anxiously expecting the results of his HIV test!

Two women were talking

Two women were talking:

First: Why don't you divorce your husband if you hate him so much?

Second:Oh! I hate him so much.I can't bear to see him happy after divorce.

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Santa ki wife mar gaee..
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Dost usko chup karane ke baad-"Kuchh chahiye?"
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Santa- "Jaldi LAPTOP le aa.."
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Dost- "kyon?"
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SaNta- "FACEBOOK pe status change kar ke SINGLE karna hai